So the US Military is requesting proposals for a good rock band.
Who's in??
I think we have all the criteria covered except for maybe Factor 4: Celebrity Status of the proposed artists. So we need a frontman who's an internationally recognized celebrity, or at the very least, a "member who may be recognizable within a certain metropolitan community, although not nationally or internationally". (This would get us a score of "adequate" in this category.)
Any ideas? I know a couple people who are on City TV news?
Between all of us well-connected urbanites, we must be able to find at least one famous-ish person who will be willing to join us and form an army-rock band!! I will even offer that person a quick getaway to Dubai, while on our tour, that will put all previous notions of "a night with the guys in Vegas" to shame.
Also - shotgun drums.
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"Applicants shall choose a suitable band name that will appeal to Armed Forces personnel (e.g. 'The Surge', 'Limp Bizkit').
Songwriters are advised that 'Iraqi' does indeed rhyme with 'Paki'."
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