There have been plenty of good sex scandals on this side of the Atlantic, from Spitzer to Larry Craig, and needless to say, good ole' Bill Clinton. But - as you would intuitively expect - we got nothin' on the Germans.
In a move that can only be thought of as significantly raising the bar for sex scandals, Max Mosler, who is the head of the organization that governs Grand Prix and Formula One racing, has been busted for having a Nazi-themed sadomasochistic roll-playing orgy with 5 prostitutes in a dungeon.
The German car companies, with their histories, are not impressed.
Says Mosley: "Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Funf!"
Ich bin ein schmutziger, schmutziger Mann!
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in all fairness to the pols on this side of the atlantic... we really don't know what they do behind close doors. did david vitter have a nazi-themed orgy in a dungeon? i don't know for sure. but my guess is - probably. im waiting for james inhofe to be found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation while wearing blackface makeup and riding a pre-pubescent filipino boy dressed up in confederate battle gear like a horse. because we all know he does it.
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