Slick back your hair with used condom hair bands!

Recycling is great and all, but how far can we take it? The Chinese, being the inventive little production gnomes they are, are testing the boundaries: turning used condoms into fashionable hair accessories...

Yeah, that's right. Putting spermy latex on your hair just got a little more mainstream.

Watch my porno!

Chocolate Rain

Boo-yah!!

Tasertastic cop

Most Insane Post-Election Comment Nominees

From some douche in a Wall Street Journal article called "The Treatment of Bush Has Been a Disgrace":

The treatment President Bush has received from this country is nothing less than a disgrace. The attacks launched against him have been cruel and slanderous, proving to the world what little character and resolve we have. The president is not to blame for all these problems. He never lost faith in America or her people, and has tried his hardest to continue leading our nation during a very difficult time.

Giving him a run for his money is Michael Ledeen, who blogged about Sarah Palin at the National Review:

...the most qualified and by far the most exciting candidate of the four...

Green Financing

A good idea in Berkley - paying for green home improvements by issuing municipal bonds secured with a lien on the property, and paid off over the long term through a new line item on the owner's property tax bill.

A new day!

Who would have ever dreamed a Democrat, a black man, someone on the right side of wrong would be win in Indiana?!

My whole life, with every election, I've watched Indiana pop up on the big map first, before any other state, as RED. Last night, from a sofa in Vancouver, BC, I watched the "twisting and the turning," as my grandmother would say, of the electorate who couldn't decide whether it was backing Obama or McCain. Yes we can. By the time I went to bed, they hadn't called it, but Obama was up. This morning, I woke up to learn he'd won the state by 23,000 votes. YES! We can.

I am so proud. I've never in my life felt more proud to be an American, a Hoosier, a citizen of the world. This is a great day.

Let's count 'em!

We're counting down the minute to the big announcement for Obama by cutesy catch phrases.

6:25pm PT
CNN - Katy Couric to Bob Shieffer: "The cake is baked, you're saying?"

Vancouver Mayoral Election

The Vancouver Sun has put together a survey of the candidates, one of whom is Golok Buday...

Check out his contact info! I find it hilarious that a candidate for political office would have this as his email: buday 4 vancouver @ pornstitution.com

Haha. Something about that is very Canadian.